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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

08 May 2006

星期六‧嚇一嚇‧搅到我昏!

星期六、中午時仔仔嘈住要冲涼、通常我教水俾佢自己冲一陣、開住monitor隨地也聽住佢冲凉的情形、再用timer俾佢只可冲十五分钟、而我就自己做其他野!

Timer響了、仔仔大声叫:"妈咪、钟響啦!我冲完啦! 唔驶洗头咧!"(仔仔好怕用番皂洗头、有時自己淋濕自己嘅头當洗完‧我就唔会再帮佢洗‧古古怪怪咁!)

我入去bathroom到聞到好香皂味!也感奇怪!一打开shower curtain...

嘩!佢将我大半樽baby body shampoo倒完做鹼泡泡‧整个bath tub 都泡泡........

佢話:"唔好嬲啦! 我搽番鹼泡冲凉吗!" 整个tub铺满泡泡
搅到整个身泡泡
睇医生聽肚肚記

过 到下午仔仔有D唔舒服,訓咗一陣nap,我煲左D粥仔俾佢食‧
傍 晚佢吃完粥嘔少少野出来,又complaine 头好痛,之後有少少發燒,我俾咗Children Tylenor佢食,又再嘔同哭着話头好痛,我问佢有冇跌趁个头,佢話係个sofa跌洛地毯上‧雖然只有唔到一尺高,我也唔想再拖延时间,去兒童医院 check一check安心D‧但係仔仔唔要去,我為有用我一个珍藏品"LittlePet公仔"氹佢,最後佢要去、留公仔係屋企、睇完医生番來再開个 toy玩‧(驚人拿左佢旣toy咁!

一路上佢也好唔舒服‧到医院Emergency排咗一个钟,仔仔話好左冇头痛,而男護士帮佢做 check up聽肚肚時,仔仔好醒目,深呼吸,再吐气,但係仔仔呼到好快,又呼又吐又呼又吐,搅到个男護士叫佢"just breath normal" 好搅笑‧
因为男護士話仔仔唔似有head injury不过的肺好似有少少雜声,加上仔仔係阿爺阿嫲屋企果兩日兩位老人家病咗,留低再俾医生再check清楚D‧

等足2个幾钟,仔仔变得龍精虎猛,同爸爸玩到好嘈,冇晒事咁‧不过時不時望住睇吓医生幾時到,急住想早D番屋企‧

终 於Dortor Grims 入來,再Check 仔仔肚肚時,仔仔又好似好醒目,深呼吸,再吐气,又呼又吐又呼又吐‧个肚仔又漲又缩 ,又漲又缩!

Dr.Grims笑住話: "good breathing,Brayden, it's help me to hear a lot better" We all laugh. But Brayden still think he is such a good Breather.

He asked: "Dr. No more headtache, can I go home?" (I teach him this when he kept asking us when can he go home and I told him to ask the doctor in English)

Dr.Grims:"few more checks, O.K?"

终於醫生話冇事,大機会係感染到爺爺D病菌,冇感染到阿嫲D肺炎也唔会係Head Injury,Head Injury 唔会發燒架!

好了,大家放心番屋企!
番屋企时,我話我有帶"little pet toy來,佢旣然話我 :"我講唔要帶來!妳点解帶出來架?"
Mommy心想:***好心冇好報! "仔仔好忍得添,真係等到番來慢慢打开玩!" 唉!有D後悔送咗我旣珍寶俾佢! 眼白白睇住佢玩我旣 .... ...... ...... ...... ....
不過仔仔的Check肚肚板真係好好笑!

20 April 2006

今日的小插曲

仔仔上个星期有小小感冒、己好咗七七八八‧
但係将D病毒感染倒我、唉!帶住病都也要番工,番完两日工話自巳聽如果唔想咳到一不可收拾‧就是要休息休息‧所以我也盡量休息(包括戒Blogging、早睡迟起)

所以今日老公話佢番工会番迟一些、等佢来陪个仔去番Playschool,我就可以訓迟些‧How sweet.

點知唔清楚仔仔的routine旣daddy、一叫仔仔起身就 expect 仔仔立刻洗面擦牙yum奶 go go go的方式‧Kang係唔得啦!仔仔好唔合作、哭一大餐吵一輪.....咪有搅到我........

我起身同仔仔講数囉!帮daddy搅掂仔仔跟佢番Playschool‧仔仔哭住出門口‧而我也继续去訓‧

Dooooooo** Dooooooo***(依家D電話唔Ring 架啦,係新款電話響声!) 訓唔倒十分钟...電話響

ME: (搅乜鬼咁早!) Hallo!

Daddy: 老婆,熙熙好曳呀!依家係class room度‧吵住唔要係 playschool wor,又唔彩老师‧你同佢講啦‧(那) (我老公就係咁‧一搅唔掂、就打鼓搵我接招)

仔仔: 妈咪、我唔要番学‧我要番屋企‧

妈咪: 你己经到左果度啦,搵D小朋友齊齊玩啦!果度係去玩旣嗎!妈咪等你放学来接你走,ok‧

仔仔: 唔要呀...

妈咪: 係咁,你唔聽話就会 lic 走全部 D stickers 架啦‧冇晒D Stickers 就冇treat架啦!你就来儲到二十幾个wor!

仔仔: .............沉默是金‥最好少說.... (Daddy攞番来聽)

Daddy: Mrs Smith and Mrs McConnel 同佢講嘢又唔應人‧好冇禮貌‧吵住要走 wor....哄又唔得...

妈咪: 你去番工啦,佢一俥就冇事啦!

Daddy: 哦!咁呀、OK!

唉!重話帮我,被我訓多D...激死!訓唔倒啦、起身囉!不过也难得一个清靜旣早上被自巳!

两个半钟后去接仔仔....

Mrs. McConnel Said: it's so strange to see Brayden act this way this morning, he never like that, maybe just get him up a bit early, have some to eat then he will be ok when he comes.

Mummy me: Ya, I usually do that. Anyway, I am not feeling well for past few days, my husband offer to take him today, so I can sleep in. He don't know my routine and end up have this trouble to handle him.

Mrs McConnel: Oh, I see why he act this way now..
Hug Hug him and both say good bye to each other.

唉!依家佢知道睇顧仔仔唔易架!虽然我只番两日工‧冇做工D時间唔係来瘾瘾脚、要好多元气應付个頭家!咪話做主婦咁易!

See! Now it almost dinner time, got to go prepare tonight dinner... not easy being a house wife,, guy..
I am making Sushi...